Thursday, October 22, 2009

Proposition: Is this one Weird?

Hot blogger friends, I need your answer to this question. Your time is limited so feel free to skip to the last two paragraphs.

Thank you to those that asked me to get back into the HNT spirit. It feels good. In fact I've had a very nice 4 days in a row now. I certainly wouldn't be back in the HNT saddle again if I wasn't feeling more like my happy-go-lucky-self. A huge reason why I am feeling better is because I let wifey know that I was very upset. Wifey and I got into a war of words on Sunday and it was the outlet I needed to get my frustrations off my chest. Not that I condone war, but I wasn't going to take it anymore. Neither of of us won this war, but that didn't matter. I said what needed to be said, even if she didn't want to hear it.

But really, I'm feeling better. I'm loving the on-line teasing, the flirting, and the (completely unrealistic) prospects of meeting some of my on-line crushes. Ok, well maybe not all of them are unrealistic. It's all a part of this crazy virtual world and its got my juices flowing again.

The reason I had to post today is because wifey propositioned me today for the darnedest fucking idea I have ever heard. Is this not twisted in some strange sense? Wifey has her boyfriend (boy-fuck-toy), who's got his ex-wife coming to town to visit for the weekend. Wifey tells me that so and so is coming, whom I've never met, and that the four of us should go out together. She tells me that her boyfriends ex really wants to get laid this weekend and that she's cute. huh? I fucking started to laugh on the phone. Are you kidding? You're setting me up with your boyfriends ex-wife? You're playing matchmaker now? After the yelling, cussing, and all that other heavy shit, you actually care about me getting fucked? I don't know what to make of that? It was just 2 weeks ago that I declared I would not socialize with her anymore. This is turning out like a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode with polymory strings attached. Or not.

Besides, where would we all fuck anyways? He lives in a studio where his roommate sleeps on a couch and I frankly don't ever want to see wifey fucking anyone else ever again. Just don't need to see that. Nor do I want to see boy-toy naked. Now, his ex-wife, that might be different. Any thoughts??

21 comments:

Emmy said...

You know, reading this, the first words that jumped into my head were "run away!" In other words, don't do it. As much as I would love to trust that the motives of others are good and altruistic in nature, they just aren't in situations like this one. There is something more going on - or so it felt to me as I read your post.

Anyway, I suspect you can get yourself laid, and don't need her help. ;-)
~Emmy

Petal said...

Well if you want to make HER life easier, why not?

Personally I wouldn't, it seems like going a step too far and like Emmy said, I think you can get yourself laid with help from your wife.

Riff Dog said...

This sounds like a bad idea on so many levels. First, this guy is helping an ex-wife get laid. That's weird. Second, your wife is helping him. That's weird, too. Third, your wife is pimping out . . . you! Triple weird.

But . . . I'd still probably do it. 'Cause I'm a guy and we're kinda known for doing really dumb things if it somehow involves us getting laid. I think I'd justify it to myself by thinking, "Well, how much worse could my relationship with my wife possibly get? Heck, maybe this way at least we'll have something to laugh about."

Dewey's System said...

How is this to describe the situation better: A couple (sexually separated), on the verge of divorce, who can barely get along at times, to swap with a divorced couple? Yea, I guess if you put it that way it sounds fucked up, but in a weird way. Like so weird I almost would consider doing it. Just for "the laughs" as Riff put it.

I'd kinda like to see what she looks like before I totally say no. Is that bad of me? Oh fuck

Black Pearl said...

This is the part in the movie where that weird eerie music plays right before the star gets hit over the head with some heavy object...a tad bit too weird for my taste...do not pass go!!

WannabeVirginia W. said...

oh crap I posted my response on the other photo..oopsie. I was saying, not sure if wife is proposing the four of you f*ck in one room or is she suggesting the four of you have dinner and you and boy toy's wife hookup. If the latter is the scenario she is offering, hell why not! Have fun and make sure there are no strings attached.

WannabeVirginia W. said...

P.S. since I have been reading blogs nothing is weird anymore. It is a very complex and bizarre world!

southerngirl said...

I dunno - is all freaking weird!! And I hate to oppose Riff's thinking and all but I bet (JUST BET) you could still get laid without doing this one particularly stupid thing.

xx

Barefoot Dreamer said...

I am with Emmy the exact same words came to mind - runnnnnn and RUN FAST. do not look back, do not pass go, do not collect $200. seriously - it all sounds a bit strange, fishy, curious, dumb? not sure what - but not right.

I too think there are motives that will come to bite you later.

Now move onto real prospects that won't get you in that much trouble - or at least will be worth the repercussions

Dharma said...

Eh, I'm getting pretty strong "setting-yourself-up-for-more-complication-than-it's-worth" vibes on the whole idea of this situation.

It just sounds to, uh, complicated and rife with possibility -- and not the kind of possibility anyone would like to be rife with.

I think I'd politely decline the proposition. I'm sure you will have plenty of propositions coming your way.

Ms Bitchtits to You said...

Yeah, run away....and i usually don't think with my brain.

Ms Scarlett said...

Don't Do It!!
The first thing I thought of was that your wife is looking for something to nail you with later during divorce proceedings. Any short-term laughs would inevitably turn into long-term regrets

As Emmy said, I'm pretty sure you don't need her help to get laid.

Gray said...

Well let's be honest, if she is good looking you'll probably do it. *laughs* Just for the hell of it. So just be prepared for the after effects.

TheSurfer said...
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TheSurfer said...

Fucked up my earlier comment...DO OVER!!!

I'd tie that idea up with a broken leash, then tie it to a tide buoy and let it drown quietly...

hang loose, bro!

Sexie Sadie~ said...

Am I the only one who doesn't think it's a total waste of time? Could it be that your wife (who still loves you on some level) knows you've been upset, knows that her boyfriend's ex is horny, and perhaps upset, too, and figures, why the hell not see if they can console each other?

Of course there is always a risk of this becoming a mis-fire, but, hey, you never know unless you give it a shot, and YES, if she's hot you know you will take it under serious consideration.

Follow your intuition here, play it by ear and if all works out, cool. If not, no biggie. You can always leave them and go home or strike out on your own.

And, make boy-toy pay for a hotel room (for you and his ex) ;)

Have a good weekend!
xo~Sadie

Fantasia Lillith said...

Feels too much like toss the dog a bone to me ... don't do it.

Hubman said...

Perhaps not surprisingly, I'm with Riff Dog on this one. Assuming that she's hot, of course. If not, run, run like someone's chasing you!

You will let us know what, if anything, happens right?

Pony Boy said...

Get her number and you guys go figure it out on your own. The rest is just wayyyyyy tooooooo complicated.

Sidenote.

Q: What do you do with a bad parachute?

A: Cut it away as fast as you can before you burn into the ground.

Just sayin...

PB

wifegonebad said...

Was it this past weekend that the boy-toys ex was in town? If so, can't wait to find out what you did/did not do; and, if not, don't do it! I also feel wifey could use it against you in a divorce - just saying - anyway, we all know you can find someone on your own handsome!

Eva Huntress said...

Damn, I go away for a week and this happens? soo? did you?. Can't wait to read THAT post.