Friday, August 7, 2009

Threesome Funsome and Thensome

I recently wrote about a random hot threesome that I had nearly two years ago and some of the comments got me to thinking about group dynamics and multiple person sex. For starters, it's not as easy as it looks on porn. It takes communication, and a group effort to make sure all parties are invested in everyones happiness-fulfillment. If someone in that group is only set on receiving and not in giving then it could be a disaster. If only one person in the group is receiving all the attention, and say, two or three others are being ignored, then again, it might not go over so well. These are things that can and should be negotiated before one jumps in the collective group sack.

I've had a few experiences with the group dynamic and I consider them mostly to be successful. They were fun. Some of them I plan to write about in detail later, because they are some of my fondest memories. But occasionally things don't always go as planned. There was one time when we met a couple and took them back to our hotel room. We discussed rules and had ourselves a dandy time. I was still so young in it all, but I remember when it came time for the boys to have both of the women to themselves, I, because I am a fucking nice guy, volunteered to have the other guy go first. To let him have play-fuck-time with both women. When his time was, up, and believe me, he had more than enough ample time IMO, I told him to get up and give me time. He refused to at first. Just the hint of tension started to erode that moment. And really, I gave him like 30 minutes, which seemed like an eternity considering I had been fantasizing of having two women with me at the same time for a long ass time. Eventually he conceded and it was worth the wait.

Another time I was having a FMM and this guy was a total stranger to me, but best friends with the girl. He was an interesting dude. As we were both playing with this woman, he starts talking to me, encouraging me, cheering me on, like a coach, like a mother fucking motivational speaker. He's saying, "Dewey, go harder, go faster, fuck her faster, and deeper". And I'm thinking, 'dude, I am going hard, I can't go any deeper, I am fucking as best as I possibly can.' When I got up and went to shower after that episode, I sat in the tub and started thinking about what just transpired. They were still in the bedroom, and as I reviewed all the things he was telling me while I had been playing with the girl, I thought the whole thing was funny as hell. I mean, I appreciated his enthusiasm, but, I wasn't prepared for his motivational dirty talk as I was going at it. It was a hysterical moment in that bathtub. She still to this day talks about how funny it was just to hear me laughing my ass off non-stop.

And finally, the last time I had a MMF threesome my wife totally surprised me. She met me at a cheap, and I mean dirt cheap hotel, where she sat me down and tied my hands behind my back. Yes, it was meant to be a dirty experience. She had this other guy in the room and the two of them proceeded to fuck like crazy. I was thinking to myself that he was pulling moves that I had never seen in porn. The dude was delivering a hard pounding fuck and I was appreciating the lesson. Eventually she unzipped me, after I couldn't take it anymore, and sucked my cock, as I was sitting there watching him fuck her from behind. Great moments in fuck history and worth mentioning here.

10 comments:

Hubman said...

Thank God I'm not the only one who hates the cheerleader! That can be so annoying...

Cheeks said...

*sighs happily* I love reading about threesomes. And watching them, listening to them, thinking about them, pretty much anything about them. Especially those of the 2 guys and a girl variety. :)

It's one of my favorite unfulfilled fantasies - maybe someday...

Ms Bitchtits to You said...

*Fanning self and laughing* Good stuff!

Barefoot Dreamer said...

Great moments in f*ck history - that is a line for all times. Go Go Go... yeah that would be a bit unnerving! hahahaha... I laughed and got turned on all at the same time :)

Sexy PTA Mom said...

Hmmmm. Guys who hog their time are inconsiderate you-know-whats.

Oh, Holy crap!! I actually love doing a little cheerleading occasionally, but I gauge a man's reaction. Many men love seeing their women with another man, and if I sense that, I can talk to him softly about it while he is with me and watching her. If he loves her, chances are he's more turned on that way, because her experience is at least half the fantasy for him.

My husband would LOVE number 3, I think. Maybe a birthday gift? Of course he's never had the MFF threesome either. So much to plan. ;p

playfullyyours said...

It has been so long since my last three-some. My prefrence is FFM, I love to get my hands on a HOT woman and lick her to orgasm.

Kate said...

I love your motivational speaker story.I love that I already know stories of yours before you post them. Do you get the sense that I totally adore you yet? I am going to go masturbate now.

Sexie Sadie~ said...

I am laughing my ass off thinking about that guy cheering you on!!!

And I think it's supercool that your wife did that! And where did you get that pic, it's an awesome representation of bodies intertwined!

xo~Sadie

Dewey's System said...

Hubman - I'd be happy to put on an outfit with pom pom's the next time you need motivating

Cheeks - I've got more stories coming. I've saved some of the best for last

Ms Bitchtits - If I can get you hot and make you laugh then my job is complete

BD - You know how happy it makes me to hear that I can turn you on? I'd like to continue to keep trying

Grace - I would invite you to be my cheerleader anytime, anyday. And please don't wear any panties ;)

PY - Yes, my preference is for a FFM also, but I'm happy with the MMF version too because it beats anything on Pornhub

Kate - You're a fucking sweatheart and I enjoy the fact that you enjoy my stories. You're sometimes getting a live version

SS - I am speechless with you my darling which is often the case . . . I suppose I kind of imagined myself cheering Andrew on as he's giving you a good fucking. :) hhmmmm. The picture was from google images and I thought that tree's intertwined with each other best represented these stories.

Soul Powers said...

Dude, that motivational speaker bit was funny as all hell! I'm damn near in tears over here... Great story.

I still have yet to have group sex myself, maybe one day I will and employ some sensibility about it.