I hate it when people, or more specifically women just totally drop out of your life without any explanation. Be honest and just tell me what's going on. If you disappear because something happened and didn't have the class, the courtesy just to send me anything, any indication of what's happening, then you've only left me pondering all the what-if's. I can handle it really. In fact you could lie to me. That's better than nothing. Yes I am a sensitive soul but I can handle the truth. I know I can because I can tell you the truth. I am more comfortable now telling someone exactly how I feel then ever before. Take it or leave it. I speak what's on my mind and I am a terrible actor. If I'm not feeling it or if I'm in a mood you'll know. It will be easy to spot, like a fake Ashley Madison profile.
Being honest with my partners is the best policy for me. I am physically and mentally a happier person when I can be myself, put it all out on the table and let the cards fall where they fall. The only part about my behavior that I have some regret about is that I see married women. They hide my relationship with me from their husbands. I totally appreciate their need for discretion and I can empathize with a woman who wants an active sex life and who gets nothing from her husband, but it would be my preference to see women who are seeing other people and where there is no deception. Does such a place exist? Is it on an island, or maybe it only exists in some undiscovered primal tribe living in the jungles of Brazil?
I love it when a woman wants to exchange her body for money. Well, I like to know that right off the bat before I invest any time into that relationship, because truthfully I think there's something wrong with that arrangement and I've never participated in doing it or ever will. So thank you ladies who tell us upfront what your motives are because that's how I operate as well and it allows me to move on to the next person quickly. You need a sugar daddy? Ok. You want to shop on his credit card all day and then exchange sexual favors at night? Have at it, but use someone else's credit card.
To all the women out there that insist on having my attention 24-7, we don't have to text each other every day or send emails or have constant IM chat. I can't do that. I don't have the time nor is that the kind of relationship I'm trying to foster. I want to have sex with you, yes, I want to fuck you and I want it to last a long time, but please I don't want the 6th grade boyfriend/girlfriend thing as well. Let's be adults about it. Just because I don't text for a few days doesn't mean I'm not into you. Sometimes I need a break from it all, or maybe I want to spend a little more time nurturing a certain other person that I'm seeing before I see you. Just relax, take a deep breathe. In fact, pull away from me for a while and it will make me want to chase you all the more. It isn't a game mind you. I just can't text you 100 times in the day or answer all your emails. If I could get this one woman to do a blog interview with me, she'd tell you. She'd tell you that a once a week text, email, with a simple flirty message is all it takes and what I'm the most comfortable with. We see each other once a month and its always delicious. We could both take it or leave it. Shit, why can't you just be more like her? She loves me, but she doesn't have to shower me with shit-loads of messages to show me.
Finally, I saw you on NYE and I was elated to spend the night with you but as your pants came down, as the moment heated up, I was squarely knocked in the face by your large unkempt forest. I'm sure someone somewhere has told you that a little shave, a lotta shave, or a wax, can make the world of a difference. You know you make my job harder when you don't do any maintenance on it? I'm just asking for an occasional trim.
Ok, and that's it for my random ramblings for the day. Can you tell that I'm a bit overwhelmed with my system? Yea, it needs some quick tune ups.